Pants on the.....?

By now you I'm sure you can complete the line above that was made popular by a show known as "American Idol". It pisses me off that its that simple to become Famous in America and most parts of the world by just making up either ridiculous songs or perfoming outrageous dance routines. This guy who labels himself as General Larry Platt is a joke....Plain and Simple. He walks on stage and can barely get out words that people attempt to translate into English. Despite his inability to communicate with the human race he is a STAR in America's eyes. Just stupid in everyway that this guy does nothing special except go on a stage in front of a national audience and embarrass the shit out of himself. But...SURPRISE, he is super famous and people think this guy is a genious. Its going to take a World War 3 to get people to start thinking straight. I mean how smart do you have to be in order to see that this song that Larry ( I refuse to call him General) has written and sang is DUMB. I could write a better song while taking a Shit in a Wendy's. I have noticed that recently more than ever people who have no talent can become famous. All you have to do is be willing to put your reputation on the line which for some people that is not a big deal. I guess when you literally have nothing to lose you can act like a complete dillusional asshole and then make huge gains from it. It appears I'm the only guy who thinks the song by Larry Platt was funny like the first 5-6 times, but its not funny after 500 remix's and every local radio station talking about it as the highlight of their morning show everyday. It used to be that certain people couldn't "DO" certain things, but nowadays anyone who has a pulse and can walk/talk has the opportunity to be Famous. I'm blown away by the fact that these zombies (I call them like I see them) are famous for shit that a newborn 3 minutes out of the womb could think of. If everyone on the planet would just have higher qualifications for celebrities we might have people who could bring some Talent to the table. Right now if you look funny, talk funny, sing funny, dance funny, or can perform any obnoxious talent your a possible Star. Well just my thoughts on this Larry Platt guy. Hopefully we can look to have this situation not talked about as much in the near future. If you don't think I'm being accurate on what is being said just look this shit up:

GS Boyz - STANKY LEG (just one of many hits by another group with no TALENT)

Everyone knows how to lift, But no-one knows how to get RESULTS?

This is always a funny topic for most because you have a bunch of "Know-It-All's" when it comes to working out. I'm sure you completely understand what I'm talking about when you go to the gym and see these individuals. There are many groups/types of people who go to the gym:

1.) Screamers (loud noises or grunts for no reason while lifting)
2.) Weird dressed (religious gowns, 1960 sweaters, torn shirts, tight pants etc.)
3.) Over Aggressive (mouth guards, white powder, wrist straps, and waist belts)
4.) Treadmill Trainers (they run 45 miles a day on the damn machine)
5.) Grandpa's/Grandma's (no reason they should even be in there)
6.) 10 yrs. old and under (haven't even developed muscles but are in the gym)
7.) The Blobs (people who are big and just sweat the whole time they are there)
8.) Pimps (guys who's primary goal is to pick up chicks not workout)
9.) Roid Rats (dudes who take over 20 supplements and have constant RAGE)
10.) Arnold's (the people who actually look like they were carved out of stone)

Well I could list them all day long but I think you get the point. People who go to the gym will either do things or say things that will actually blow your mind. Most people have that goal that they want ripped abs, big biceps, and just pretty much be shredded all over with muscle. There are a couple things that must happen to even consider these unrealistic goals and yes you heard me...UNREALISTIC. I say that because without certain elements that I'm about to mention you have no chance and will never have any chance to get to those goals. One of the main factors to getting shredded muscles is DIET. D=Don't, I=Intentionally, E=EAT, T=Treats/Trash. If you don't eat right you can kiss any opportunity of getting cut up gone. Next thing is you must workout with Flawless Technique at all times, not just sometimes or some days. Now that we know just the basic elements of what it takes to get shredded up, lets talk about what people in the gym actually do. Nothing like going for a gym session and watching people perform swing curls, bouncing bench press, or doing exercises that I can't even describe because I don't know what it does or what it is called. If any of these idiots would read a book or use the Internet for more than 3 minutes they could change not only their lives, but their bodies. All you have to do in order to be a winner (get results in the gym) is know your GOALS and do the proper things (drills & workouts) to reach them. You don't have to go to school or be a personal trainer to lift the correct way. All you have to do is educate yourself with resources which can be obtained for FREE! WOW...no way, but it's true. Instead most people just would rather do drills and exercises incorrectly because to them it feels right. To sum it up lifting weights/working out is an art and to do it productively you must learn how by educating yourself or by asking others who know what they are doing. It's OK if these dummies never choose to change their ways because all it does is give me something to laugh at while I'm working out. I'm no expert but there is a Right Way and a Wrong Way, I just choose to do things the Right Way!

RIGHT WAY = RESULTS and SUCCESS

WRONG WAY = TORN LIGAMENTS and PERMANENT MUSCLE DAMAGE

Simple Skills That Require No Skill

I find it weird that while driving to work every morning I watch 10-15 drivers on the road attempt to committ suicide or attempt to murder other drivers with their incredible driving abilities. Is it me or do your arms get sore when you turn your left and right blinker on? If your not bench pressing 350 lbs and squating 600 lbs then apparently you can't use any safety device inside your car. I think I should be paid for the evasive maneuvers I pull off on the way to work every morning because I'm the only one NOT getting knocked out of the demolition derby (aka Northern Va Traffic). These people on the road might think it looks good on their insurance when you have more accidents on your record. Let me get back to this blinker situation...It takes literally 1.7 seconds to turn a blinker on and off while driving. But why can no-one that is on the road do it? Either people are that dumb and don't know how to use it (probably illegal immigrants), or they are driving a Mercedes and thought that the blinkers were automatic on/off (hands free) with the platinum package they purchased. Don't be fooled because the drivers out there are not Murderer's but are trying to Kill You?!?! Another thing I find just bizarre beyond all belief is how these people who I place no labels on sit so far back in there seats that you can see them in the back seat. I mean what is the point of that and are they driving at Mach 3? Let me be straight if they are doing it as a prank (it's hilarious), but we all know they are not doing that. So it must be that there seat needs repair and they can't afford the $4 part to fix it. Classic...all these so called rich people who buy BMW, Mercedes, or Landrover's but when it comes to repairs they can't affor it. But I'm weird because all these stupid little things seem out of the "Norm" for me. It's very simple arm my car with a 50 caliber chain gun (endless ammo and dipolmatic immunity powers) and let me do work on all these retards. I would clean the world of these mindless humans and make the roads safer for everyone. All I can say is that this is a Crazy World and someone has to say something about these wild events which take place each day.

Vikings vs. Spartans

This is my first post so lets start off with a real bang! Both sides have good arguments but lets break it down to really get some truth about who is superior. The Vikings are known as Barbarians who were big, strong savages. There weapons were spears, knives, axes, bows&arrows, and shields. Vikings saw hand to hand combat to be far stronger than any other means during battle. Vikings used horses very little in battle but instead they used them mostly for means of travel along with their great ships by sea. It was preferred to fight on foot during war because of their weapon skills and strength. Vikings did wear armor but the better constructed armor/weapons were given and used by leaders or others within the village who were wealthier. They didn't appear to be overly intelligent or fight with a lot of smarts. Most Vikings would fight with simple tactics which consisted of a line of shields in the front and spears as support in the rear. They would throw the spears over their front lines and use the shields in front as cover. Vikings were extremely strong in most cases so they could heave spears long distances and hit targets accurately. The biggest battle tactic they used was known as "svinfylking" (boar formation) which they used to overpower and break through enemy lines. They believed that if you eliminate the enemies leader the army below him will fall. The Vikings fought to provide for the village and to display strength. Of course there is much more to the Vikings warfare, but I'm just highlighting the main things necessary for this discussion.

Now for the Spartans, they were known for being Warriors. They lived a life of combat and ideals which pushed them to be 2nd only to the gods who they praised. The Spartans were all trained to be warriors no matter their size or stature. All citizens including women and children were taught to fight and would protect the city at all costs. There weapons were shields, spears, and swords. Spartans fought with great technique and skill. They would use wit to outsmart their opponent despite whatever challenge they faced. On foot and by land was the main way that all Spartans fought because they only used ships to travel and had a very weak navy. The Spartans were known for their Phalanx Formation which was a group of soldiers combining shields and spears to battle. Spartans would train constantly and use the discipline they were raised upon to beat most opponents. They wore armor made of bronze usually placed on the abdomen, legs, arms, and head. Not all members of the city could afford the armor so they would make cheaper armor (not as protective) so most citizens could obtain it. Spartans defended their settlements with their life (including their women) and accepted no defeat. They were known for their loyalty and uniforms which they wore in battle (Red Tunic and Shiny Armor). Again there is so much that can be said about the Spartans and their lifestyle, but I am keeping it brief to only give information necessary for this discussion.

Now the question that lies in front of us is who is superior? Not who is superior in their way of life or who won more battles in history, but Who would win in an all out battle...Vikings or Spartans? Don't just think about the myths or movies you have seen but really allow yourself to make a smart decision on who would win in a WAR? Of course they were alive at different times and lived in different areas in the world, but all I am here to find out is who would still be standing if these two civilizations were to Battle to the Death?

To be completely honest I can't even say who would win because it would be such a good fight. I think Vikings are powerful and crazy, but I love the Spartans. It such a hard decision because they both bring so much to the table when it comes down to overall warfare. Definitely interested in what everyone has to say on this discussion. Help me pick a the superior side in this Epic Battle!